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Make Every Minute Count

Everything, timing is everything too. 

Here’s where and when to go so you can get the best the city can offer

MUMBAI is the busiest city in the country. We’re always scurrying to be at a place we should have been at five minutes ago. Only here do we wish death upon the strollers at a railway station, speed window-shop and measure distance by the time it takes to get to the destination. That’s why we’ve rounded up a list of the best times to see this, eat that, do this and put down your name for that. Now, without wasting any more time, on to the list:

The best time to catch a new stand-up comedy act

Comics in India tend to reuse their material over the course of a month and will repeat jokes at different venues. So is there a reason to revisit the The Comedy Store when the comic you’re going to see will likely dish out the stuff that you’ve probably heard before? Yes there is: for New Stuff, of course. “New Stuff happens every month on a Tuesday. The Store gives the stage to comics so that they can test their new material,” says Charlotte Ward, the manager at The Comedy Store. New Stuff is for the city’s established talent, so you can guffaw at your favourites – the expressive Rohan Joshi, the politically incorrect G Khamba or the acerbic Tanmay Bhat. “Tickets cost R300. You pay a discounted rate because the material is new,” says Ward. Follow The Comedy Store on Twitter or visit their website to learn which Tuesday is scheduled for the new set. And it’s best to get your tickets two days before. “Seats fill up pretty fast,” warns Ward.

The best time to get into Blue Frog

It’s between 7pm and 9pm. The main acts at the city’s most consistently popular music venue always get on the stage at 9 sharp. After that, entry will set you back around R300 or more, depending on the band. So get there early to beat the crowd and save money. Happy hour (two beers for the price of one) ends at nine, but if you’ve ordered at 8.59pm, you can drink the first beer right then and save the next one (the free one!) for later. Smart music lovers park themselves at the bar. All the better to cheer the artists on the early set.

The best time for your indie/ rock/fusion band to kick off

Do you want to be a big music star someday? If you do, get your act together by the beginning of October. “November and December are the best months to launch an album, have a new set ready or play at gigs,” confirms Shreya Naik, an artist manager at dream makers. No points for guessing why. These months are when a lot of international bands tour the country and when western India has the NH7 Weekender, its biggest music festival. “It’s also the time when everyone is open to new music and there are plenty of opportunities available for amateur artists,” Naik adds. As Sasha Chettri, an upcoming singer/songwriter puts it, “A gig at a weekender pre-party is going to get you a much larger audience than early sets or open mic.” So, now’s the time. Get your band in place.

The best time to indulge in some cupcake fever

 “A cupcake stays fresh the whole day,” is what they’ll tell you at Le15 bakery Parel. But from years of sinking our teeth into these wondrous things, we have learned one unbeatable truth: The fresher, the creamier. The creamier, the better. Le15 gets a new batch at 11am and then another one at 5pm. Indulge in bite full of frosting, cake, sprinkles and goodness and you can thank us later.

The best time to get City Bakery’s savouries

It’s true. One of the city’s oldest bakeries opens its doors at 5.30am, serving patties, puffs and fresh bread that are still warmish from the oven. On some days, there are long queues at Worli Naka. For cakes, macaroons and biscuits, the first batch comes in at 10am.

The best time to raid a mall

Most retail businesses go on sale twice a year – in July and January. The first few days of most sales are reserved for regulars, high spenders and those on the mailing list. Add your contact details to their records. Check out the wares at the end of June and December, try on your picks for size and when all hell breaks loose a few days later, you’ll have an edge over the rest. Larger department stores usually tie-up with a bank and offer an extra few per cent off. Check which stores offer you more for your credit card, and attack accordingly.

·         by Bernadine D’Lima HTBR121118

Everything, timing is everything too.

Here’s where and when to go so you can get the best the city can offer

MUMBAI is the busiest city in the country. We’re always scurrying to be at a place we should have been at five minutes ago. Only here do we wish death upon the strollers at a railway station, speed window-shop and measure distance by the time it takes to get to the destination. That’s why we’ve rounded up a list of the best times to see this, eat that, do this and put down your name for that. Now, without wasting any more time, on to the list:

The best time to catch a new stand-up comedy act

Comics in India tend to reuse their material over the course of a month and will repeat jokes at different venues. So is there a reason to revisit the The Comedy Store when the comic you’re going to see will likely dish out the stuff that you’ve probably heard before? Yes there is: for New Stuff, of course. “New Stuff happens every month on a Tuesday. The Store gives the stage to comics so that they can test their new material,” says Charlotte Ward, the manager at The Comedy Store. New Stuff is for the city’s established talent, so you can guffaw at your favourites – the expressive Rohan Joshi, the politically incorrect G Khamba or the acerbic Tanmay Bhat. “Tickets cost R300. You pay a discounted rate because the material is new,” says Ward. Follow The Comedy Store on Twitter or visit their website to learn which Tuesday is scheduled for the new set. And it’s best to get your tickets two days before. “Seats fill up pretty fast,” warns Ward.

The best time to get into Blue Frog

It’s between 7pm and 9pm. The main acts at the city’s most consistently popular music venue always get on the stage at 9 sharp. After that, entry will set you back around R300 or more, depending on the band. So get there early to beat the crowd and save money. Happy hour (two beers for the price of one) ends at nine, but if you’ve ordered at 8.59pm, you can drink the first beer right then and save the next one (the free one!) for later. Smart music lovers park themselves at the bar. All the better to cheer the artists on the early set.

The best time for your indie/ rock/fusion band to kick off

Do you want to be a big music star someday? If you do, get your act together by the beginning of October. “November and December are the best months to launch an album, have a new set ready or play at gigs,” confirms Shreya Naik, an artist manager at dream makers. No points for guessing why. These months are when a lot of international bands tour the country and when western India has the NH7 Weekender, its biggest music festival. “It’s also the time when everyone is open to new music and there are plenty of opportunities available for amateur artists,” Naik adds. As Sasha Chettri, an upcoming singer/songwriter puts it, “A gig at a weekender pre-party is going to get you a much larger audience than early sets or open mic.” So, now’s the time. Get your band in place.

The best time to indulge in some cupcake fever

 “A cupcake stays fresh the whole day,” is what they’ll tell you at Le15 bakery Parel. But from years of sinking our teeth into these wondrous things, we have learned one unbeatable truth: The fresher, the creamier. The creamier, the better. Le15 gets a new batch at 11am and then another one at 5pm. Indulge in bite full of frosting, cake, sprinkles and goodness and you can thank us later.

The best time to get City Bakery’s savouries

It’s true. One of the city’s oldest bakeries opens its doors at 5.30am, serving patties, puffs and fresh bread that are still warmish from the oven. On some days, there are long queues at Worli Naka. For cakes, macaroons and biscuits, the first batch comes in at 10am.

The best time to raid a mall

Most retail businesses go on sale twice a year – in July and January. The first few days of most sales are reserved for regulars, high spenders and those on the mailing list. Add your contact details to their records. Check out the wares at the end of June and December, try on your picks for size and when all hell breaks loose a few days later, you’ll have an edge over the rest. Larger department stores usually tie-up with a bank and offer an extra few per cent off. Check which stores offer you more for your credit card, and attack accordingly.

·         by Bernadine D’Lima HTBR121118