SELF EXPERIMENTATION
Electrified Sheep tells the tales of some of the most weird and wonderful
experiments ever conducted in the name of science.
There’s a long tradition among
scientists of using themselves as subjects in their experiments if they can’t
find anyone else to volunteer — or if they feel it would be unethical to ask
another to take the risk. Self-experimentation can be extremely heroic, but at
times may also appear slightly
1:
The Decelerating Doctor
After World War II, the US Air Force
needed to know if pilots could eject from supersonic jets without facing
certain death because of the shock of rapidly decelerating from the speed of sound
to a near standstill. The transition exposed pilots to forces of over 40 or 50
Gs. (One G equals the force of gravity at the surface of the earth; 40 Gs is
like a 7000-pound elephant falling on top of you.) Many doctors believed that
18 Gs was the most a human body could endure, but no one knew for sure. Flight
surgeon John Paul Stapp volunteered to serve as the guinea pig in a series of
physically brutal experiments to find out.
At Holloman Air Force Base in New
Mexico, Stapp designed a rocket-powered sled that blasted down a 3500-foot
track at speeds up to 750 mph before slamming into a pool of water that brought
it to an abrupt halt. It went from 750 mph to zero in one second. Strong
restraints made sure that the passenger didn’t continue their forward
trajectory, though the restraints didn’t always work. One test dummy came free
of the harness and was catapulted 700 feet through the air.
For his inaugural rocket sled ride,
in 1947, Stapp went at a gentle 90 mph. The next day he advanced to 200 mph. And
subsequently he kept signing up for more rides, upping his speed, probing the
limits of human endurance. Over a period of seven years he rode the sled
twenty-nine times.
Each time he rode the sled, the
force of the deceleration hammered his body. He repeatedly endured blackouts,
concussions, splitting headaches, cracked ribs, dislocated shoulders, and
broken bones. One time, in a show of bravado, he set a broken wrist himself as
he waited for medics to arrive. The greatest danger was to his eyes. Rapid deceleration
causes the blood to pool with great force in the eyes, bursting capillaries and
potentially tearing retinas. Even more disturbingly, when a human body comes to
a stop that abruptly, there’s a real possibility the eyeballs will simply keep
going — popping out of the skull and flying onwards.
On Stapp’s final ride on 10 December
1954, this almost happened. Nine rockets propelled him to 632 mph, faster than
a .45 calibre bullet. He outran a jet flying overhead. And when the sled hit
the water, Stapp experienced a record-breaking 46.2 Gs of force.
Stapp survived, but he later wrote
of the experience, “It felt as though my eyes were being pulled out of my head…
I lifted my eyelids with my fingers, but I couldn’t see a thing.” He feared
he’d permanently lost his vision, but thankfully his eyesight gradually
returned over the next few days. However, on account of that final ride, he
suffered vision problems for the rest of his life.
2:
Self-Surgery
On 15 February 1921, as the American
surgeon Evan O’Neill Kane lay on a table in a hospital waiting to have his
appendix removed, he decided to conduct an impromptu experiment — to find out
whether it would be possible to remove his own appendix. So he sat up and
announced that everyone should step back because he was going to perform the
operation himself. Since he was the chief surgeon at the hospital, the staff
reluctantly obeyed his strange command.
Kane propped himself up with pillows
in order to get a good view of his abdomen. He injected cocaine and adrenalin
into his abdominal wall, and then he swiftly cut through the superficial
tissue, found the swollen appendix, and excised it.
The entire procedure took thirty
minutes. There was only one slight moment of panic when part of his intestines
unexpectedly popped out of his stomach as he leaned too far forward, but he
calmly shoved his guts back inside his body and continued working. Kane noted
he probably could have completed the operation even more quickly if it hadn’t
been for the air of chaos in the operating room as the hospital staff milled
around, unsure of what they were supposed to do.
Kane enjoyed a full and swift
recovery. Fourteen days later he was back in the hospital operating on other
patients. He later explained that he had performed the self-experiment both to
know how a patient feels when being operated upon, and to better understand how
to use local anaesthesia to best advantage.
Emboldened by his success, when he
needed a hernia operation eleven years later, at the age of seventy-one, he decided
to self-operate again. Unfortunately, this second surgery proved more
problematic. He never fully regained his strength, came down with pneumonia,
and died three months later.
3:
Death by Hanging
During the first decade of the
twentieth century, while employed as a professor of forensic science at the
State School of Science in Bucharest, Nicolae Minovici undertook a
comprehensive study of death by hanging. Inspired by his research, he decided
to find out, first-hand, what it would feel like to die in this way.
Minovici began his self-hanging experiments by constructing an auto-asphyxiation device — a hangman’s knot tied in a rope that ran through a pulley attached to the ceiling. He lay down on a cot, placed his head through the noose, and firmly tugged the other end of the rope. The noose tightened, his face turned a purple-red, his vision blurred, and he heard a whistling. He lasted only six seconds before consciousness began to slip away, forcing him to stop.
Minovici began his self-hanging experiments by constructing an auto-asphyxiation device — a hangman’s knot tied in a rope that ran through a pulley attached to the ceiling. He lay down on a cot, placed his head through the noose, and firmly tugged the other end of the rope. The noose tightened, his face turned a purple-red, his vision blurred, and he heard a whistling. He lasted only six seconds before consciousness began to slip away, forcing him to stop.
For the next stage of his research,
Minovici brought in assistants. He placed the noose around his neck, then the
assistants pulled the other end of the rope with all their might, lifting him
several metres off the ground. Immediately his eyes squeezed shut and his
respiratory tract pinched close. He signalled frantically to be let down.
In this first effort, Minovici
lasted only a few seconds in the air before having to signal to be let down,
but with repeated practice he eventually managed to endure twenty-five seconds
of swinging by his neck.
But one final experiment remained —
hanging from the ceiling by a constricting hangman’s knot. Minovici tied the
knot, again placed his head through the noose, and gave his assistants the
signal. They pulled. Instantly a burning pain ripped through his neck. The
constriction was so intense that he frantically waved the men to stop. He had
only endured four seconds, and his feet hadn’t even left the ground.
Nevertheless, the trauma to his neck made it painful for him to swallow for an
entire month.
Minovici’s later career wasn’t as
masochistic. He developed an interest in Romanian folk art and founded a museum
that exists to this day.
4:
The Man Who Married His Voltaic Pile
In 1800, Alessandro Volta announced
his invention of the Voltaic pile — the world’s first electric battery that
allowed for a continuous, steady, and strong flow of electric current. A young
German physicist named Johann Wilhelm Ritter (most famous for his discovery of
ultraviolet light) took advantage of this discovery to apply the poles of a
Voltaic pile systematically to every part of his body.
Ritter applied current to his tongue
where it produced an acidic flavor. Shoving the wires up his nose made him
sneeze. Touching them to his eyeballs caused strange colors to swim in his
vision. Ritter also applied the current to his genitals.
The latter experiment proved rather
pleasurable. He wrapped his reproductive organ in a cloth moistened with
lukewarm milk, then applied the current. Swelling soon occurred, followed by
climax. He had become a pioneer of electro-orgasm. This experiment was made
stranger by the fact that Ritter would occasionally tell people he was marrying
his Voltaic pile, such as when he wrote to his publisher, “Tomorrow I marry —
i.e., my battery!”
If this were the entirety of
Ritter’s electrical self-experimentation, it might have been considered only
slightly odd. But Ritter kept pushing onward — increasing the current to
dangerous levels, forcing himself to endure longer periods of time, and using
opium to dull the pain. As a result, his health suffered. Repeated
electrocution caused his eyes to grow infected. He endured frequent headaches,
muscle spasms, numbness, and stomach cramps. His lungs filled with mucus. He
temporarily lost much of the sensation in his tongue. Dizzy spells overcame
him, causing him to collapse. A feeling of crushing fatigue, sometimes lasting
for weeks, often made it difficult for him to get out of bed. At one time, the
current paralysed his arm for a week. And yet he continued on, boasting, “I have
not shrunk from thoroughly assuring myself of the invariability of their
results through frequent repetition.”
His bizarre self-experiments shocked
his colleagues. One reviewer of his work commented, “Never has a physicist
experimented so carelessly with his body.” Eventually the abuse took its toll.
His weakened condition is believed to have contributed to his death from
tuberculosis at the age of thirty-three.
5:
Eating Glass
As a teenager, Frederick Hoelzel
adopted a strange method of weight-loss. He curbed his appetite by eating
non-caloric food substitutes such as corn cobs, sawdust, cork, feathers,
asbestos, rayon, and banana stems. His favorite meal was surgical cotton cut up
into small pieces, which became part of his daily diet.
Later in his life, during the 1920s,
while working as a researcher at the University of Chicago, Hoelzel put this
talent for eating unusual substances to scientific use by ingesting a variety
of inert materials in order to measure how quickly they passed through his intestines.
He scooped up gravel from the
walkway outside the lab, swallowed it down, and recorded that it rattled out
into his toilet fifty-two hours later. Steel ball bearings and bent pieces of
silver wire each took approximately eighty hours to pass through him. Gold
pellets moved at a leisurely pace through his intestines, only emerging after
twenty-two days. Glass beads proved far quicker, speeding through his
alimentary canal in a mere forty hours. His intestinal speed record was set by
a piece of knotted twine that zipped through him in a mere one-and-a-half
hours, aided along by a violent bout of diarrhea.
Hoelzel continued these unappetizing
experiments daily for many years, well into the 1930s. In fact, Christmas was
the only day of the year he took a break from this grim fare, to allow himself
a small, but plain meal of entirely digestible food.
The extreme diet left him skeletally
thin. An unnamed reporter who visited the lab in 1933 wrote, “His hands are
like those of an invalid, white, blue-linen and bony, his Adam’s apple stands
out from a scrawny neck, and his skin is colourless except for a network of
fine blue lines, especially under his eyes.”
Hoelzel never became a full
professor, only attaining the rank of “Assistant in Physiology” at the University
of Chicago. He was more widely known by the nickname the press gave him: The
Human Billy Goat.
6:
Stung by a Spider
In November 1933, University of
Alabama professor Allan Walker Blair used a pair of forceps to place a female
black widow spider against the index finger of his left hand. Immediately the
spider sunk its chitinous claws into his skin, twisting its body from side to
side as if to drive them in deeper. Blair held the spider in this position for
ten seconds, as its venom entered his body.
Blair later explained his actions as
part of an experimental study of the effects of the bite of the female black
widow on man. A curious aspect of this experiment was that the effects of the
bite were already known. As Blair himself noted, a fellow entomologist, William
Baerg, had conducted a similar self-experiment twelve years earlier. Baerg had
been rushed to the hospital nine hours after being bitten, where he spent three
days tossing and turning, wracked by nightmarish, feverish pain. Blair was not
only aware of this, but decided to allow the spider to bite him for twice as
long as Baerg had risked. As a result, his suffering was proportionately
greater.
Within minutes after the bite, Blair
began to experience severe muscular cramps that made it difficult for him to
breathe. Two hours later, he was writhing on the floor, perspiring profusely,
and had to be rushed to the hospital. By the time he reached it, his blood
pressure had dropped dramatically. The attending physician later commented, “I
do not recall having seen more abject pain manifested in any other medical or
surgical condition. All the evidences of profound medical shock were present.”
Despite the agony he was
experiencing, Blair insisted the hospital take electrocardiograms to determine
the effect of the venom on his heart. He told the staff that it felt like
torture to lie still as they hooked up their equipment, but somehow he forced
himself to suffer through it, and the measurements were found to be normal, not
differing significantly from ones taken two days before he was bitten.
Blair’s agony didn’t let up for
several days. At one point, he became so delirious that he feared he was losing
his mind. Thankfully, after a week the worst was over and he was allowed to
return home. However, he continued to experience an itching sensation all over
his skin for several more weeks.
Based on this self-experiment, Blair
concluded what may have seemed rather obvious to everyone else — that the bite
of a female black widow spider is indeed “dangerously poisonous for man.”
7:
A Cold Excursion
Throughout his career, Cambridge
physiologist Joseph Barcroft conducted self-experiments in which he pushed
himself to the very edge of insanity and death. He referred to these as his
“borderland excursions”.
Some of Barcroft’s early excursions
included volunteering to be exposed to hydrocyanic acid gas (aka prussic acid)
during World War I. A dog in the gas chamber with him died in ninety-five
seconds, but Barcroft waited ten minutes before stumbling out with the dog in
his arms.
A decade later Barcroft sealed
himself inside an airtight glass chamber to test the effects of living in a low-oxygen
environment. After six days in an atmosphere equivalent to that found at an
altitude of 16000 feet, his entire body turned blue.
However, Barcroft’s most dramatic
excursion occurred in 1931 when he decided to investigate the effects of
freezing on mental functioning. He stripped naked and lay down on a table in a
refrigerated chamber in the Woods Hole Research Center. At first he shivered
and curled up to stay warm. He found it difficult to maintain the willpower to
remain in the room. He kept thinking, “I could just walk out of here now,” but
he persevered, and after about an hour a strange mental change occurred. All
sense of modesty disappeared. Suddenly he didn’t care if someone unrelated to
the experiment might walk in and find him naked. The cold had turned him into a
flagrant nudist.
But even more strangely, as he
described to an audience at Yale University in 1936, “the sense of coldness
passed away, and it was succeeded by a beautiful feeling of warmth; the word
‘bask’ most fitly describes my condition: I was basking in the cold.”
Barcroft was probably fast
approaching a state of potentially lethal hypothermia. Thankfully a research
assistant outside the chamber noticed something was amiss and rushed in with a
blanket and warm drink to save him. Barcroft survived his ordeal without ill
effect and lived to be seventy-four, at which age he dropped dead while riding
a bus.
8:
Death Diary
Cocaine was the first local
anesthetic used in medicine. Its use brought many benefits by allowing surgeons
to avoid having to rely on more dangerous general anesthetics. Nevertheless,
occasionally patients had bad reactions to the drug. In an effort to find out
why this was the case, the Nebraska proctologist Edwin Katskee gave himself a
large injection of cocaine on the night of 25 November 1936. He then recorded
the clinical course of his symptoms in notes written on the wall of his office.
As it turned out, the amount of cocaine he gave himself was so large it proved
fatal. The media described his note-filled wall as his “death diary”.
Katskee scrawled the notes in no
apparent order, but it was possible to piece together their chronology by the
decreasing legibility of his handwriting. An early note recorded: “Eyes mildly
dilated. Vision excellent.” The cocaine caused bouts of paralysis and
convulsions that came in waves. In between one of these bouts he wrote,
“Partial recovery. Smoked cigarette.” High up on the wall he scribbled, “Now
able to stand up.” And elsewhere, “After depression is terrible. Advise all
inquisitive M.D.’s to lay off this stuff.”
In one spot, in a shaky hand, he
recorded his “Clinical course over about twelve minutes”. This ended with the
word “Paralysis,” which tapered off into a wavy scrawl descending to the floor.
It was probably the last word he ever wrote.
The press debated whether Katskee
was the victim of a self-experiment that went wrong, or whether he had simply
committed suicide. His family argued it was clearly medical research gone
wrong, pointing out that investigators found an antidote at the scene, which,
for some reason, Katskee had failed to give himself — perhaps the effects of
the drug prevented him from doing so.
Or perhaps Katskee had hoped to end
his life in a way that would benefit science. In which case, his death was even
more tragic, because when his notes were subsequently examined by one of his
medical colleagues, the doctor concluded they were so incoherent as to be of no
scientific value whatsoever.
9:
A Diet of Worms
On 10 October 1878, the Sicilian
doctor Giovanni Battista Grassi was conducting an autopsy when he found the
large intestine of the corpse to be riddled with tapeworm (Ascaris
lumbricoides) and their eggs. Grassi immediately realized he could ingest
some of the eggs and prove it was possible to infect oneself with tapeworms in
this way.
However, in order to conduct his
experiment properly, Grassi first needed to determine that he wasn’t already
infected. So he fished the eggs out of the intestines and placed them in a
solution of moist excrement, where he could keep them alive indefinitely. Then
he microscopically examined his own faeces every day for almost a year to
confirm his lack of infection.
Finally, on 20 July 1879, he felt
confident he was free of worms, so he spooned 100 of the eggs out of their
faecal home and swallowed them down. A month later, much to his pleasure,
Grassi experienced intestinal discomfort and then found tapeworm eggs in his
stool. His experiment was a success. Having confirmed his infestation, he
treated himself with an herbal anti-worm medicine, and flushed the immature
parasites out of his body.
After the example set by Grassi,
self-infection with worm eggs became something of a gruesome rite of passage
among parasitologists. In 1887, Friedrich Zschokke and his students at the
University of Basel ingested tapeworm eggs and grew worms up to six feet in
length in their intestines. In 1922, the Japanese paediatrician Shimesu Koino
set a record by consuming 2000 mature Ascaris lumbricoides eggs, giving
himself such a full-blown infection that he began coughing up larval worms from
his lungs. And as late as 1984, the Soviet researcher V.S. Kirichek reported
sampling worm eggs he found in the brains of arctic reindeer.
10:
The Sensitive Testes
In 1933, either Herbert Woollard or
Edward Carmichael had weights stacked on his testicles for the sake of science.
It’s not possible to say exactly which one of these London-based doctors bore
the unusual burden, because while both participated in the experiment, only one
of them lay on a table and suffered the scrotal compression. The other one did
the stacking. They never revealed who served in which capacity — nor how they
chose who was to be the unlucky one.
Their motive for this
self-experiment was to better understand referred pain — the mysterious
phenomenon in which injury to an internal organ causes pain to be felt
elsewhere in the body. For instance, a heart attack may cause the sensation of
pain in the arm. The two doctors noted that, of all the internal organs, the
testicles were the most “accessible to investigation” and therefore seemed
ideal for a study of referred pain.
During the experiment, the subject
lay spread-eagled on a table, exposing his genitals. His colleague stooped over
him and gripped the other man’s scrotal sac, drawing it forward and gently
cradling it in his hand. He then rested a scale pan on a single testis, and
carefully piled weights onto the pan, recording the reaction of the subject
with each increase of weight.
Their results, which appeared in the
journal Brain, were rather spare on colorful details. They described the
agony of the victim only in dry, clinical details. For instance, they reported
that 300 grams of weight produced slight discomfort in the right groin, while
650 grams caused severe pain on the right side of the body. However, they did
confirm that injury to the testicles does cause pain to be referred throughout
the body. For instance, as the weight on the testicle increased to over two
pounds, the subject reported pain “of a sickening character” not only in his
groin but also spreading across his back.
Woollard and Carmichael conducted a
number of variations of the experiment, in which they numbed nerves leading to
the testes in order to determine how this would alter the sensation. This
produced the interesting finding that, even though they eventually numbed what
they believed to be every nerve leading to the testes, they couldn’t entirely
abolish the pain of compression. The testes are highly sensitive organs!
Their results remain the definitive
word on this subject since no other scientists have ever repeated the
experiment.
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